{"product_id":"goodr-vrg-ares-has-likeno-chill","title":"Goodr VRG – Ares Has, Like…No Chill","description":"\u003cp\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003cbr\u003e\nFor Regular Heads\u003cbr\u003e\nBest for Running Laps Around Mortals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is Ares. He has, like… no chill. Don’t piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you’ve had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like…No Chill sunnies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE…NO CHILL\u003cbr\u003e\nAres is the god of war, or if you want to get technical, the spirit of battle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know, the yucky aspects of warfare and slaughter. Like gore, he loves gore. And rage. SO much rage!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe gives us major road rage vibes. He probably makes servers and cashiers cry on the reg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe honestly probs just desperately needs a hug and some word cuddles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mileculture","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46975060607148,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/8998\/0076\/files\/Goodr-VRG-_E2_80_93-Ares-Has-Like_E2_80_A6No-Chill.jpg?v=1787228647","url":"https:\/\/mileculture.com\/products\/goodr-vrg-ares-has-likeno-chill","provider":"Mile Culture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}