{"product_id":"goodr-phg-hades-gonna-hate","title":"Goodr PHG – Hades Gonna Hate","description":"\u003cp\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003cbr\u003e\nFor Regular Heads\u003cbr\u003e\nBest for Running Laps Around Mortals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS\u003cbr\u003e\nHades gets a bad wrap. Let’s compliment the God of the Dead.\u003cbr\u003e\n1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!\u003cbr\u003e\n2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it’s so cute.\u003cbr\u003e\n3. He’s not petty or vain. So he probably won’t like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.\u003cbr\u003e\n*These sunglasses won’t slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINTRODUCING HADES GONNA HATE\u003cbr\u003e\nDon’t even ask him. Seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll ferry allllll the way across the River Styx, trek to his wretched Underworld palace, stand in front of his huge onyx skull-ornamented throne to ask for his opinion, and it’s a total WASTE. OF. TIME.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYOU KNOW what he’s going to say…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHades Gonna Hate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNO SLIP, NO BOUNCE, ALL POLARISED, ALL FUN!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mileculture","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46975061065900,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/8998\/0076\/files\/Goodr-PHG-_E2_80_93-Hades-Gonna-Hate.jpg?v=1787228660","url":"https:\/\/mileculture.com\/products\/goodr-phg-hades-gonna-hate","provider":"Mile Culture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}